For proof of hetero-to-hetero hook-ups, look no further than any “Casual Encounters” section of Craigslist, from Los Angeles, (where a “curious, well hung dad” seeks to stroke your ego, then cock) to screwy Louisville, where yet another hetero sings a variation of this same sexual refrain: Most often, the seeds of these man-to-man moments start with a (getting) personal ad, imploring a fellow hetero to come over and have gay sex while watching straight porn. As Ray Davies of the Kinks noted after meeting a, um, “girl” named Lola: “It’s a mixed-up, muddled-up shook-up world.” This also explains the minds of white heterosexual men who claim they’re straight as a geometric line but like to occasionally get bent over with one of their own sex.
